Jesse Hall is the greatest Mighty Duck that ever lived

Captain Duck. (Source: Disney)

At some nondescript hour of the night, I caught the last 45 minutes of The Mighty Ducks on television. Usually, when some nondescript movie comes on while I’m about to fade to black, I just pass out for the evening. Yet, this was The Mighty Ducks, and there was absolutely no chance I was going to turn the channel on one of the greatest movies of all-time. No way in hell.